I came across this on the internet and found it absolutely hilarious!  Ok, yes I am guilty!  I might press 08.  How about you?

 

Utopia Vet Clinic

Press 01 to schedule an appointment for your pet.

Press 02 to have your pet seen immediately.

Press 03 to speak directly to the veterinarian.

Press 04 to obtain the veterinarian’s home telephone number.

Press 05 to tell a receptionist or technician your life history, as well as your pet’s.

Press 06 to yell at a receptionist or technician.

Press 07 to yell at the veterinarian.

Press 08 to disagree with the veterinarian’s diagnosis or treatment plan because you read something different on the Internet.

Press 09 to ask the same question 30 times just in case the answer might change.

Press 10 if you feel your pet’s condition is more important than the emergency patient the veterinarian is currently seeing.

Press 11 if your pet’s condition has persisted 6 months but has suddenly become an emergency and needs to seen this evening because you are going on vacation tomorrow.

Press 12 if your pet hasn’t eaten in 10 days and you’ve only just become concerned.